btw... here's the guy behind Kelly if you're wondering:
www.myspace.com/aliamshow

This makes me love him:
"...if Im dating you: Ill probably keep you at arms length for at least six months, and even though Ill get the door for you and the check and all that other nice guy bullshit, Ill still check out other girls when I think youre not looking. Im an actor/writer/director/producer/musician and Ill put all that before you. Ill act all self-absorbed with low self-esteem late at night on the phone after I just did a great show and no matter how much you stroke my ego it wont be enough. I will listen to your problems mostly because I know it will get me brownie points, but Ill probably silently judge you as being weak. The reason I will never really open up to you is because I think you will judge me too. I will contradict myself. I'll resist all your attempts to help me with my wardrobe, apartment or eating habits. I will look at your tits while youre talking about something important to you (and if possible, your ass). if I fall in love with you, I will be scared shitless and find reasons to pick fights and then not to call..."


His muffins video KILLS ME DEAD every time...
www.youtube.com/watch